Lookin hot af in my dress am I right
(Source: stability, via relahvant)
EVERYONE AT THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC SAID NOBODY WOULD NOTICE
(Source: smilings-the-best, via orgasm)
How do you even do that?
Do what ://
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
(Source: antifrick, via ugly)
so many concerts, not enough money
(Source: truthed.tk, via legalmexican)
No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care
(Source: ace, via relahvant)
you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
(Source: urbancatfitters, via hate)
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
(Source: paramorewhy, via throwing-dicks-at-joshs-window)